ONE LINE STARTERS
comment category, number and whether you want it in dm or comments please!FUNNY;
i. just because i'm the one who broke in doesn't mean i get the blame!
ii. you want me to call you what? you can't be serious.
iii. i can't begin to fathom how you get yourself into this much trouble.
iv. don't make me stab you.
v. if you say one more damn pick up line i will pick you up and string you on a line.ANGST;
i. don't you dare call me that.
ii. you said you would be there. you said i could count on you!
iii. and to think i thought for once in my life i could be happy.
iv. my parents didn't want me and neither do you!
v. you want to hear about my scars?ROMANTIC;
i. you told me you were going to teach me how to dance.
ii. i love you. i love you with all my soul.
iii. you look so beautiful/handsome when you just let go.
iv. you're an idiot, but you're my idiot so it's okay.
v. i never thought i was capable of a love so wonderful.