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Pasta-bilities
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I told a chemistry joke once. There was no reaction.
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I tell bad chemestry jokes cuz all the good ones argon
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Math is the most boring person ive ever met. All he talks about is pie《3.1415...》
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English only communicates using over the top large words
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And me and science had no chemistry.
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I learned about electricity yesterday. It was lit.
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I cut my finger slicing cheese, but i think i may have grater problems.
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My friend's bakery burned down a few days ago. Now his business is toast!
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P1: P2, i have a present for you.
P2: wow thanks! ... hey this is just a picture of cheese! Is this a joke?!
P1: thats exactly what it is. Pretty cheesy, right?
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I like my candy canes in mint condition.
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My friend tells apocalypse puns like there's no tomorrow.
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I know a skeleTON of these
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I find this humerus
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I relish condiment puns
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Can you ketchup with me?
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Usually i go to subway SUBconsciously!
