Before Max even saw the dead body, he carried a sick feeling in his stomach.
He had begun the day as usual, with a bright ray of sunshine blinding him. As he poured himself cereal, his little brother, Nico, approached.
"Maxi."
"What?" He asked his younger brother. He sit. He chomp. He die. *the circle of life*
"Can I use your phone?" Nico frantically asked.
"What do you need my phone for?" He asked while taking in a mouthful of froooooooty pebbles.
"I need to text Natalie." He whined.
"Who's Natalie?" Max pressed.
"My girlfriend."
Max choked on my big peen
"You're only five; how do you have a girlfriend?" He questioned, concerned.
Nico shrugged his shoulder as if it's normal for a five year old to have a girlfriend.
Max let out heavy sigh and handed Nico his phone.
As Nico ran away Max shouted to him,
"No dick pics alright.
Nico turned back around the corner eyes wide.
"What?"
