pick up lines

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BILL
"..."
"Hey y/n, Let me tie your byshoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else"
"Bahahahahah kill me already"

RICHIE
"Hey baby"
"Hi rich"
"Are you African? Because you're a frican babe"
"Whyyyyyyyy"

EDDIE
*takes inhaler*
"Hey y/n i uh um If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber?"
"Awwwwwww"

STAN
"No bill im not gonna do it" that was stan i wonder what they are fighting about now. "Come on stan be the man that you mom thinks you are" "ughhhh fine uh hey y/n Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."Stan said plainly.
"Really billy" i said and face palmed

BEN
"Hey y/n can i tell you a pick up line?"
"Sure benny"
"must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art"
"Ok that was adorable"

MIKE
"y/n guess what"
"What mikey"
"Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth"
"Jesus Christ"

BEVEELY
"Hey bev did it hurt"
"What do you mean y/n"
"When you fell from heaven"
"No but i did scrape my knee when i crawled out of hell"
"Really i did to"
"HELL TWINSS"

GEORGIE (i did this cause i can and he deserved better)
"Hey y/n can you hold somthing for me"
"sure georgie what do you need me to hold"
"My hand"
"ATTA BOY GEORGIE"
"RICHIE WHAT THE HELL"
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