Samantha: Okay, the next one is not allowed to have Tom in it. No offense.
Tom: None taken.
Haidyn: Fine. *Flips through folder* Ohhhhhh! Draco and Neville! I read a fanfic with this one once.
Snape: What's a 'fanfic'?
Samantha: It's when fans of the series have 'great' ideas about what you would do if you where put in a certain place with a certain person. Most of the time it ends up with people kissing and/or having sex.
Harry: People write about me doing it?
Haidyn: *closes all sinful Drarry fanfiction's on her phone tabs* PSH! Nah!
Samantha: Yes, and they do it all the live long day.
Sirius: I love how no one gives a shit about this ship.
Draco: I would just like to pretend it doesn't exist.
Luna: Do all fanfics have sex in them?
Samantha: No, most don't. But the ones that do take over the internet.
Ron: What's the internet?
Haidyn: Bat-Shit-Banana-Crazy-Town.
Samantha: Now With memes.
Hermione: I don't what to go there.
Haidyn: Believe me it's nothing compared to Tumblr.
Neville: You both scare me.
