"Am I toaster? Because if you sit on it, you'll get burned and die, and then you'll rot."
- K, trying to guess what her card was after I said 'it would be pretty rotten if someone sat on you.' Her card was an egg.
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RandomA quote a day keeps the boredom away A collection of my favorite quotes gathered from random places Some will have YouTube videos Eventually I'll add WattPad book links There's like 130+ of these so if I stop updating that just mean...
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"Am I toaster? Because if you sit on it, you'll get burned and die, and then you'll rot."
- K, trying to guess what her card was after I said 'it would be pretty rotten if someone sat on you.' Her card was an egg.