There was this one time when I was like 8 and I was on holiday with my fam in Spain. I was smirking with my dad while my brother had a sand fight with a German kid when I got stung by a jellyfish. The wee bastard was tiny but it hurt like living hell. Jesus it's been 5 years since but I still have the scars— it wrapped around my whole goddamn arm.
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