~Naughty Tongue~ [Villainous] Black Hat x Reader {Lemon}

Author's Note: Writer's Block. HELP!

HIIIII GUYS.
I need some of your help-
Requests for bonus chapters are open because I can't think of anything to do with our perv:
Black Hat. I just don't want to copy cat other X Reader stuff, so i need some suggestions.

Rules:

Lemons are aloud.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mep~

I can't do everything you people comment.

Only x reader stuff that has to do with bh. (No paperhat, no threesomes, you know.)

I can do LBGTQ+ stuff.. More specifically lesbian. (THE PROBLEM IS THE PLOT AND WHAT TO DO-)

I can wright gore/serious stuff.

Not to sure about AUs, (White Hat and Asylum Black Hat are examples.) but I'll have to research it before I write. 😛

NO UNDER AGED CHARACTERS FOR LEMONS/SMUT.
THAT IS VERY, VERY WRONG.
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Aaaand that's it! Ask anything you want. Lemons, smut, WHATEVER YOU THINK-
(As long as it applies to the rules)

Now if you excuse me, my phone is gonna DIE.
See ya.