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Dane: A mysterious package arrived at my door. Inside was a game I never heard of before.
Dane: It looked pretty dated, but since it was free, a booted up my ancient Hewlett-Packard PC.
Dane: I put in the disc, it started to run, Then braced myself for educational fuuuunnn!
Baldi: Welcome to Baldi's basics! In education and learning!
Dane: All I need is seven notebooks, to break out of this game.
Dane: Trapped inside of Baldi's basics, and Baldi's pretty unnerving.
Baldi: I hear every door you open!
Dane: I dare not doubt his claim...
*not singing*
Dane: *grabs candy bar*
Sweeps: SWEEP! Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep SWEEP!
*singing*
Dane: I found the next notebook on a desk before long.
Baldi: I get more angry each time you answer wrong!
Dane: The numbers were jumbled, indiscernible math...
Dane: I knew from the smacking I ensured Baldi's wrath.
Dane: Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack,
Dane: Baldi was there and he was on the attack!
Dane: Can't escape from Baldi's basicssss. I can't get past "it's a bully".
Bully: Gonna take a piece of your candyyyyy!
Dane: Now I'm as good as dead!
Dane: Let me out of Baldi's Basicsssss, For love of all that is holy.
Dane: should've lit this game on fireeeee, and gone right back to bed.
Prize: I am coming....I see you...
Dane: WHAT THE FUDGE DOES THIS THING DO!?
Dane: It closed in fast and cornered me,
Prize: I'll hug you. For. Eternity.
*later still singing*
Dane: A student named playtime appeared in my way. She pulled out her jump rope and said:
Play: Lets play!
Dane: I tried to escape, but Baldi burst through the door...
...
Dane: so I began skipping rope, As I had never before!
Play: 1...2 oops you messed up!
Play: 1...2 oops you messed up!!
Play: 1...2...3....4...
Dane: *cuts her rope*
Play: Aw, That makes me sad!
Sweeps: ITS SWEEPIN TIME!!
*later*
Dane: I ran like the wind and heard the principal call, as I dashed through the doorway:
Principal: No running in the halls.
Dane: His finger was pointed; His expression quite stern.
Principal: Detention for you.
Dane: He said,
Principal: when will you learn? *brings Dane to detention*
Dane: The timer ticked down, The smacking drew near,
Dane: Two seconds more before Baldi'd be here!
Dane: Out of time in Baldi's Basicsssss, And Baldi's one step behind me.
Dane: Only missing one more notebookkkkkk
Sweeps: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
Dane: But sweeping time appeared.
Dane: No way out of Baldi's Basicsssss, And Baldi's certain to find me.
Dane: Can't escape or use the sodaaaaa, And there ain't no notebook here.
*not singing and the bully, principal, and playtime were cornering Dane*
Dane: WHERE IS THE SEVENTH NOTEBOOK!!!???
*un another place of the schoolhouse*
Arts: *using the seventh notebook to smack away Gotta Sweep and 1st prize*
*END*
Prize: Thank you for reading everyone. We had a lot of fun making this musical on paper.
Me: Thanks everyone for reading! For my nomination, I nominate SugarSweets9987 ask cuphead characters book to this challenge.
PARTY ON!!
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Ask/dare/rp with characters from the baldis basics of education and learning. AU
HumorWelp. I have been kidnapped to do this book from baldis schoolhouse.Yes that is the name of the school. But that's okay! Ask away!
