This one was also suggested by 🅱️enna, congrats to her
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Baldi was doing his regular activities one day, aka massacuring ![InsertPlayerName]¡ with his fancy wooden ruler, when one day something......intresting... happened. He was speed teleporting down the hall, not running because that's b a d. When suddenly some deformed kid with colored sticks attached to him attacked him!!1!!11 "how dare you!" He said in a aggressive manner. "Um am sorry" first prize tried to apologize for his actions but it was toooooo late, bakri was very angry. He chased him saying "come here an get hit" but first prize was fastt.
Time skip
First prize had ran very very far. They were very thirsty from all that running away, so did a drink. The principle was like "huh uh uh" and he got detention :(. Suddenly Baidi came in and he was like "okay I forgive but only if you become my hot bf" he says. "Um o-" First was about to say, but he got cut off by baldi!!!1!!11!! "WRONG ANSWER, SHOULD OF SAID YES HAGAHAHA" Baldi laughed manically for like an hour. When he was done he whacked First prize. First cried and was like "why you do? You hurt me but I love yoy" he said making a cri face. "Umm okay sorry"said baldi as he dropped the ruler. Then they made out (btw FirstPrize is like 18 cuz' pedophilia is bad >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
Time skip
"Um Baldi do ou want to get married OwO?" Asked First prize who is now like 30 or something. "Yes." Baldi replied. And so they got married or something
The end.
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