This is my new otp. Also, warning:lots of swearing, dont show your christan larents plz
Vladmir was busy hiding all his books about communism when his best friend Donald Trump slipped into the room. "What you wantttt?" He grumbled. "I want ou", Donald responded, makeing an OwO face. "Umm what?", responded vladmir making sure his books were completly hidden now. "Umm you heard me, did I fucking stutter you fucking communist bitch", Trump said, making an angry OwO face. "Woah okay fucking chill dude", Vladmir said, also making an angry OwO face. "No, I refuse to fucking chill, love me!!11!!1!", Trump screamed in tbe gayest possible voice. "Arent you married to melanie 🤔", Vladmir asked, his OwO face disapearing completly. "LMAO no I deported her skinny mexican ass back to canida XD", Dt responded. "What about your ki-", Vlad tried to ask, but was cut off by the gay capitalist. "LMAO I went back in time and told hitler they were jews, theyre dead now XD", Trump laughed. "Wait, but youre not jewish?!", Vladmir exclaimed. "Exactly, Hitlers fucking dumb", Trumped XD'd. "I KNOW RIGHT, HE FUCKING ATTACKED US IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER XD", admiraughed. So then they made out and ranted about Hitler.
2 days after they got married
"Lmao I adopted us a kid, Vlad" trump said, yeeting some small asian kid into Vladmirs arms. "Cool whats tbeir name...?", asked Vladmir. "Kim Jong Ung." Trumpet said proudly. "Well at least its not fucking chad", Vladmir coughed aggressively. Vladmir sat the tot down on the floor. "Now Kim say papa, pah-pah", vladmir saud slowly as physically possible. "Papa." Said kim jon ung. "Now say Communism, Com-u-ni-ss-um", he said slowly. "Uhhh, cum.", the fat fat baby kim said. This sent Putin into extrene amounts if rage. "I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SUPPOSE TO BE SNART??!!!!!1!!!111!!1!!!", he screeched. "Woah, bab calm down, hes actually tbe south koreaneader...", Trump explain. "Ooooh thats why hes so retarted XD", Vladmir said, instantly calming down.
Two months later
"Umm dad", Kim jung said, approaching vladmir slowly. "W h a t?" "Ummmm.... I am furry?", Kim Boi said. "UMMM WHAT?!", Vladmir put said, going into a very biggg rage. "Am leve this fam forever, goodbye", he said, storming out. But.... as he walked putside, he stepoed on a mine. Because they were in Africa. Vladmir went Kaboom and landed on the ground, slowly dying. Trump went up to him crying. "Im sorry, i still luv ou", Putin coughed. "Shhhh Shh bab, it gon be ok", Don cried. "нет~" Vlad said seductively, using the last of his breath to appease Mr.Trump . Then he ded.
This is so sad, can we get a gay in the chat???
BINABASA MO ANG
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RandomA bunch of oneshots me and my friends felt needed to be wroten XD. No hat please OwO
