the party chat
5:03pm
micycle: IF Y'ALL DONT PLAY THIS CAMPAIGN THIS WEEKEND IMMA SCREAM
micycle: i planned it TWO WEEKS AGO
lucasa: IM SORRY OK I HAD TO WATCH ERICA
dustinshat: hat
lucasa: dustin i swEAR to god if you DONT STOP PRETENDING TO BE A HAT
lucasa: halloween IS OVER
dustinshat: hat
lucasa: im gonna fling myself off a cliff
dustinshat: hat
lucasa has removed dustinshat from the chat.
will the wise: I WANNA PLAY DND
will the wise: BUT IM IN MAINE
will the wise: some bullcrapmicycle: i miss you will :(
lucasa: me too :(((
madmax: me three
will the wise: i will visit soon i promISe
will the wise: these new people befriended me at this school and i dunno if i like all of them or not
will the wise: everyones really nice but they have this odd dynamic
will the wise: idk but i met them for the first time and holy CRAP does richie look like you mike
micycle: what how
will the wise: I DUNNO
will the wise: he looks like you with glasses and horrible fashion choices
will the wise: let me see if i can get a picture of them hold o
the losers club bitches
5:10 pm
richie hoezier: guys...
richie hoezier: i broke it
stanley the birdy: your dick? finally
richie hoezier: no stan my dicc is FINE
richie hoezier: my skateboard
billyHoHo: how did you manage
mike n ike: i dont understand how you managed to BREAK your skateboard richie
mike n ike: you bought it four hours ago
stanley the birdy: hes a fuckin dumbass thats how
mike n ike: colorful choice of words, but yep
edwardo: HE BROKE IT BY RECREATING A VINE
bevvvv: he WHAt
s-s-billy: are you serious
edwardo: he asked me to suck his dick
edwardo: and i said you're disgusting
s-s-billy: OHMYGDO
bevvvv: he did the no head vine didnt he
edwardo: unfortunately
richie hoezier: it wasnt supposed to actually work okay
edwardo: so you thought jumping on your skateboard wouldn't break it?
richie hoezier: WELL NO
richie hoezier: OW FUCK
s-s-billy: what happened
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bitchin' loser's club | it/st
Fanfictiona texting fic in which will and jonathan actually move to maine derry, maine to be exact