Worst Behavior

29- Family Chronicles

I say this all the time because I'm to lazy to proofread, but ignore mistakes.🙄

Jasiah Mason-

Everybody knows that there's always that one bitter ass family member who is just always mad and angry for no damn reason. And Lord forgive me for what I'm about to say but, I swear to God I'm about to punch this bitch in her nose.

"You just mad 'cause you ain't as thick as me." Amelia, my cousin said

"Sis, you not even as thick as you. That shit ain't real. I see them implants falling out of place Nicki Mi-nuh-uh."

"Jasiah be nice!" My aunt Kota said

First of all...No.

"My ass is real!"

"Ok Blac Chyna!"

She put her hands on her hip and began talking while rolling her neck like a damn snake.

"I will fuck you up and make you want to run yo' ass back to Virginia!" She yelled

"You ain't gon' do shiiiiiit!"

"You wanna bet?"

"Hit me."

"You don't want me to do that."

"Hit me."

"Cause you-"

"Hit me or shut the hell up! Go run your mouth to somebody that gives a fuck."

"You better fuckin' not! Ain't gon' be none of that in my damn house! Better take y'all asses outside 'cause if y'all fuck up my house y'all gon' have to fight me too!" My Grandma Kash yelled

"Matter of fact just sit y'all asses down!" Uncle Marlo yelled with his overly deep voice ass scaring the absolute fuck out of me

"You just got so damn lucky!" Amelia said

"Girl shut up. Stupid ass piece of plastic."

"This girl is rude as hell! I like it!" My Cousin Kj laughed

Out of every one of my family members down in Alabama, I got along with the guys better than the females. Don't get me wrong most of these girls were cool as hell, but I gravitated more to the boys.

"Kj shut up." Amelia rolled her eyes

"For whyyy? You just mad 'cause she went in on ya ass."

"Kj stop instigating shit." Grandma Kash said. "Amelia bring yo' dumbass here!"

She pulled Amelia by her arm and yanked her into another room.

"Ouuuuuu she bout to get a whoopinnnnnn'!" Kj said

"Shut the fuck up before you be next!" Grandma yelled making him close his mouth immediately

I laughed at how scared he looked.

"Scary ass."

"You ain't been here in years. You don't know how crazy that lady is." Kj said. "Anyways I gotta tell you something."

I shook my head. This boy done told me so much shit and I've only been here for 3 days. Yesterday he was telling me about a time when a girl bit his dick while trying to give him head and he slapped the shit out of her by accident.

"What is it now?"

"So this girl Im messing with sent me a picture of her and she got a nose pierced and shaved all her hair off."