[ gc ] - vanessa king - king of the world athena ivory - goddess athena -
king of the world: h o l y s h i t
goddess athena: I FUCKING KNOW
king of the world:
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BOB GOD SAGET HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS THE PRAYERS IVE BEEN PRAYING EVER SINCE 2014 IVE ROOTED FOR U AND TIMMY SINCE THE BEGINNING
goddess athena: seriously tho vaness, i used to be fucking in love with this boy in high school. and we kinda used to be good fucking friends too why all of a sudden is he hitting me up a few years later? BUT AWW HE REMEMBERS OUR THREE FAVORITE DRAG QUEENS FROM WHEN WE USED TO WATCH RU PAULTOGETHER
king of the world: ok look athena i know that you two never dated and all that stuff. he cared about you. maybe in a romantic way maybe not. but i know he did. and you've had a major crush on this kid ever since junior year, 2013, when he bumped into you by accident in the laguardia halls. it's as easy as this bob fucking god saget said "hey i made a fucking big mistake drifting those two apart lemme redeem myself by making them talk again" AND THAT IS WHAT HES DOING ATHENA BOB SAGET WILL WED YOU TWO WHEN U GET MARRIED BOB SAGET WILL DELIVER UR CHILDREN WHEN U HAVE KIDS BOB SAGET WILL BE THE PRIEST AT UR FUNERAL WHEN U DIE AND WHEN U GO TO HEAVEN BOB SAGET WILL BE THERE. DONT U GET IT BOB FUCKING SAGET
goddess athena: ok first of all i'm busy having a crisis since my crush just said i looked good and said he misses me and second of all don't bring ur love of bob saget into this convo v a n e s s a
king of the world: back off shit
godess athena:
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king of the world: touché anyway what are u gonna do now that twinkothee champagne noticed u
goddess athena: i'm kind of offended u chose that spelling but i've never understood why u hated that kid
king of the world: i hate a lot of people he's not bad i just like saying i hate him tho and plus he mad u sad! when we graduated
goddess athena: it wasn't like he was supposed to keep in touch
armie hammya: u commented on her post? i'm a proud mentor
tiny tim: whatever she probably doesn't even remember me
armie hammya: yea ok that's lies why wouldn't she ur the best
tiny tim: have u seen her armie she's utterly gorgeous no way in hell did she like me back
armie hammya: u don't know that tho
tiny tim: it's all my fault i should have kept in touch with her i'm so stupid
armie hammya: it's not ur fault u were filming interstellar and men woman and children and it would have been harder for u to see each other since she was in new york and u were in la all the time
tiny tim: maybe it was maybe it wasn't all i know is that i really wanted to forget her but it's so hard forgetting someone as perfect as athena
