"Connor what the fuck i could hear you from outside"
"lieutenang t it seems there is a very questionablr fluid on this body that i was programmed to react to in that way"
"nani?? connor-san????"
"it seems to be sperm, lieutenant"
"Aw Connor thats fucking disgustingk!!"
"Im not sure why i was programmed to react in that way to that substance but-"
"miss me with that gay shit" Hank said as he power-dad-walked out the mcdonalds, disappointed in his robo son
"aw man" connor sighed robotically
~time skip to like idk maybe a week or 2 later~
hank refuses to be around connor bc he was reallly starting to piss him off with that coin nd him licking random shit off the ground
"comor youre really starting to piss me off with that coin and licking random shit off the ground"
"sorry lieutenant, it won't happen again" conder says as he licks more random shit off the ground, using the coin as a spoon
"fucking androids"
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Connor x that fucking coin (interactive story)
HumorConnor knew that tampering with evidence was a crime and he would be disobeying his orders but that coin looked so damn tasty also ive been trying to do the coin thing and when i watch him doing it its like hes mocking me
