The subtitle says it all really. We went on a school trip to a farm. We were looking at the pigs, but I couldn't see them because of my embarrassingly small height. Then, the most surprising thing happened. The meanest bully in school offered to lift me. As he lifted me, I thought 'this is too good to be true'. And I was right. He tipped me. And I didn't land in mud. This one pig was separate to the other ones because it had diarrhoea. My face landed in it's bottom. All the kids laughed as I struggled to make my way free. Then the worst thing happened. The pig did one. The smelliest, sludgy poo spurted our so rapidly. And then I shot out. The pig continued to do its business. By the time he was finished, I was covered in pig slurry. It was so humiliating and slimy. Another name they called me after that was smelly slurry face.
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Embarrassing moments
HumorI will share my most embarrassing times with you. You will wish you weren't me.😳
