Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Humor♡A JOKE BOOK♡ A collection of witticisms for nimrods. ❝How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.❞ [COMPLETED] Random #456 Humor #651 © 2014 AvalonIsely
