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Mr. Wheezy X Reader

Note: Mr. Wheezy doesn't have a human body like the AU portrays him; He is a human sized cigar. Also, he has wheels under his ashtray, hence how he gets around the casino. Lastly, he can form the ashes underneath him to make himself hands and arms.
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     You applied for a job position at the Devil's Casino. You were sitting next to the telephone waiting to hear from the casino. You really hoped that you would get hired. You were turned down at many interviews before this one because they refused to hire women; and having no experience didn't help either. But you were still determined to find a career. Suddenly, the telephone rang and you quickly picked it up. The person on the other line tells you that you got the job and that you start tonight. You thanked them and hung up the phone. Later tonight, you arrived at the casino and got ready to start your job as a gaming supervisor.
     During the past week you've been working here, you got to know your boss and your superiors. Your boss, The Devil was very intimidating and scary to you; you tried to avoid crossing paths with him as much as possible. But when you had an issue with customers that needed to be resolved, the Devil will do anything he can to assist you. You and King Dice aren't exactly friends, but you two would strike up friendly conversations and have a good laugh once in a while. Chips Bettigan was the least helpful co-worker you could ever work with. Whenever you had an issue and you would ask him for help, he would always answer with an "I don't know." Pirouletta was the nicest of all the co-workers here. You two became fast friends and would never run out of jokes or conversation topics. You felt neutral towards the Tipsy Troop, Hopus Pocus, Phear Lap, and Mr. Chimes. They wouldn't speak to you unless one of them had to do a job with you. You had yet to meet Mr. Wheezy, Pip and Dot, and Mangosteen.
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     You went over to the table where Mr. Wheezy was dealing and you supervised the game. Things were looking pretty normal until the game came to an abrupt stop. You look up to see Mr. Wheezy was staring directly at you and grinning wickedly. He was making you feel uncomfortable but you kept a poker face on you. "Hey dealer! Why'd you stop our game!?" You heard a gamer shout out of nowhere. Then, his eyes were off of you and the game resumed like normal.
     5 minutes later, you were in the break room having a cup of joe. You begin to realize that somebody is behind you because you could feel them breathing on you. "Well hello there~" You heard them speak. You turned around to see the same cigar man from earlier. "Oh, you must be Mr. Wheezy. My name is Miss (Your Name), I'm the new employee." You greeted as you extended your hand out to him. He took your hand and started to kiss it. He trailed his kisses up to your arm. You jerked your arm away and slapped him. You screamed at him, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, A PERVERT!" He just laughed at your outburst. "C'mon baby, you know you can't resist me." You scoffed and stormed out. "You will be in big trouble when I tell the boss on you!" You screamed before slamming the door.
     You went to King Dice and told him everything that happened in the break room, but he didn't care. So you went to the Devil and told him what happened, but guess what... he didn't care either. So for the past week, you have had to put up with Mr. Wheezy and his flirtatious behavior. But you knew best to ignore him and eventually he'll stop (or so you thought). But this peculiar day is where he crossed the line. You were in the storage room where you were supposed to get a small crate of whiskey for the bar. You saw the crate was sitting on the floor; you went over to it and bent over to pick it up. Then suddenly you felt a smack on your bottom. You jolted up and yelped from the unexpected action. You turned to see Mr. Wheezy quickly running out of the room while holding back his laughter. You felt very angry to the point where your ears were steaming and your entire face was turning red. "NOBODY TOUCHES ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!"
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     A few hours have passed after that scenario occurred and you figured out how you were going to get back at him. You were waiting in the break room, hiding in the shadows, and holding a bucket of water that you were going to use to put out Mr. Wheezy. He walked in, took his sandwich out of the fridge and took a seat. Before he could take a bite you spoke out, "Are you gonna share that?" He froze with his eyes wide and his mouth left wide open. He turns his head slowly but you immediately pour water all over him. You hear him coughing up a storm for a minute, afterwards, abrupt silence. "I'm going to do this again if you dare touch me again." You say to him, but he didn't respond. "Hello?" He was still quiet.
     Meanwhile in the Devil's office, he's taking out a cigar box from underneath his desk. He takes out a cigar and a match. He ignites the match and lit his cigar. A few seconds later, Mr. Wheezy's face appears. "I'm alive! *Big Gasp* I'm alive!!!" The Devil was baffled as to what just happened. "Mr. Wheezy? Where did you come from?" Mr. Wheezy was quiet for a second before speaking. "Um...I had another water incident." "Again..." The Devil said with irritation in his tone of voice.
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     For the past week, you have been harassing Mr. Wheezy with flirtatious comments. It seemed liked he was getting annoyed with it and he was reaching his boiling point. This is what you wanted; your plan was working like a charm. Suddenly he blew up on your face. "Lady, Please! Just shut up and leave me alone!" You crossed your arms and frowned at him as you let him ramble on. "I swear you are always on my case every 5 minutes and you never stop bothering me. I need peace and quiet and for you to stop!" "Is that so? Well now you know how I felt when you continuously flirted with me!" He went silent and wide eyed. You continued talking, "Did you honestly think I liked being harassed every day? Did you think I would be swooning over you after the way you were behaving? Well you're wrong. What you were doing was very offensive and I felt uncomfortable the whole time." There was silence for 10 seconds, until Mr. Wheezy spoke up. "Well...um... the thing is... I uh... the truth is, I have an attraction towards you. And I wanted to get your attention... but I didn't exactly know how to." Now you were at a loss for words. He didn't look or sound like he was joking around. You didn't know how to react so you naturally made an excuse to get out of there. "Listen, I have to go back to my work so I'll see you later." You walked away as fast as you could without turning back once.
     While you were doing your job, you were thinking about the words Mr. Wheezy has said. I mean, how could you not? This wasn't a situation you could brush aside and everything will go back to normal. You were debating with yourself whether you should give him a chance or not. You weren't attracted to him back, but you have never dated before so this could be a new experience for you. On one hand, you may start to like him. But on the other hand, your current feelings could stay the same. Then you had an idea to start off as friends first and see where things go. The next time you saw him passing by, you approached him tapped on his back. He turned to you and you say to him, "I've been doing some thinking, and I think we should form a friendship first." "Yes, yes, I understand. Anything with you is great... so you wanna hang out this Friday?" "Sure."
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     It has been one year since you and Mr. Wheezy became friends. Ever since the year ended, you realized you were developing feelings for him. So one day while you two were having a conversation at the lounge, you told him how you felt and he gave you a big smile. "I've been waiting to hear those words from you for a long time." He pulled you in for a hug and his right hand was gently rubbing your back. He said to you, "I love you very much." You said to him back, "I love you too."

Fin!