mission gay
doublebillion:
not to be homophobic but i hate myself
doublebillion:
im such an idiot
yeetcucumbers:
i heard someone depreciating themselves
yeetcucumbers:
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
yeetcucumbers:
take all my love
HolyHands™:
and apparently all the gay too
yeetcucumbers:
no bambam has the gay already
jaebae:
all hail the gay
snaccjacc:
amen
Peanutlover94:
idk what's going on but i saw the word gay so here i am
doublebillion:
guYYSSS CAN WE STAY FOCUSED FOR ONCE??
HolyHands™:
WHAT SHOULD WE FOCUS ON
Peanutlover94:
WHY ARE WE YELLING NOW AHHHH
snaccjacc:
STRESSSSSS
doublebillion:
SHUT UP YOU DICKOS
jaebae:
not with that tone you fuckling
HolyHands™:
so bambam tell us why you're an idiot now
HolyHands™:
as if that wasn't clear to us before
doublebillion:
first of all: r00d
doublebillion:
second: i had the study date with cutie and friend
snaccjacc:
ohhhh yesssss
doublebillion:
did you guys forget that?
jaebae:
how could we, you talked about it non stop during lunch break
yeetcucumbers:
^^^^^
Peanutlover94:
so now tell us
doublebillion:
okay we were going over our biology notes and you all know that i read out loud sometimes when i study right??
jaebae:
right, continue
doublebillion:
so in that stupid textbook a person said something and ofc i was so in my head that i didn't notice i was reading it out loud and now they both think i'm weird
snaccjacc:
what did you read out loud bambam
doublebillion:
i don't be wanna say it
snaccjacc:
say it
doublebillion:
....
doublebillion:
"i think i have hemorrhoids, what should i do"
doublebillion:
and cutie looked up from his notes and said "go to a doctor bambam"
doublebillion:
i never wanted to die so badly
doublebillion:
i tried to explain it but i don't think they believe me
doublebillion:
;-;
jaebae:
omfg
Peanutlover94:
i'm yodeling omf bambam
snaccjacc:
seriously bro, go to a doc
yeetcucumbers:
yeah hemorrhoids must hurt :((
HolyHands™:
poor baby :((
doublebillion:
fuck you all
snaccjacc:
well not with those hemorrhoids you won't
doublebillion:
bye i'll deactivate myself now, id say it was nice knowing you all but that would be a lie
jaebae:
i laughed so hard i think i cried a bit
yeetcucumbers:
bambam's misfortune made my day so so much better
2 new messages from chuchutrain
chuchutrain:
it was nice studying with you today! ^^ but you didn't seem to need much help
chuchutrain:
you're really smart!
doublebillion:
ohh haha thank you
doublebillion:
i really liked studying with you too!
doublebillion:
i just wanna clear something up tho
chuchutrain:
sure go on
doublebillion:
i do not have hemorrhoids
doublebillion:
really
doublebillion:
that was in the text book
doublebillion:
i just read it out loud
chuchutrain:
i'm still laughing about that tbh
chuchutrain:
don't worry, i don't think you have hemorrhoids
doublebillion:
oh good god, i'm relieved
chuchutrain:
you should have seen your face tho
chuchutrain:
that was damn priceless
doublebillion:
and here i thought you were nice
chuchutrain:
bitch you thought
doublebillion:
and you're even calling me a female dog now
doublebillion:
i'm too young to handle so much disrespect
chuchutrain:
bark bark
doublebillion:
goddamn
chuchutrain:
i'm sorry xD hey, i have to study tomorrow again
chuchutrain:
wanna come to the library with me after school?
doublebillion:
i have to think about it, now i'm slightly salty with a pinch of disappointed
chuchutrain:
i promise i won't call you a female dog again
doublebillion:
well i mean, if you insist on me coming with you...
doublebillion:
i guess i can spare some time for you~
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A/N:
Thank you so much for all the reads already ahhhh wtff
I hope you're all doing well and had a great day! <33 You deserve it
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