Badpuns Stories

(Y/N) (L/N) is a 6-4 pilot once allied with the SRS Marauder Corps. After an "incident," he left the Militia, searching to protect the Frontier on his own term...

louis: wow i'm so fucking gay louis: i love dick louis: you know what i love even more? harry: what louis: you! harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louis louis: we'r...

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captiv...

Peter and Wade navigating life through questionable means.

Eh.

Sirius is hopelessly in love with Remus. Can he win over his friend? Or will he be forever lonely? -BAD PUN WARNING :3-

doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" way yeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean? snaccj...

Vincent Hitoshii was an assassin working for Arasaka, one of the best in fact, as even Adam Smasher himself was sometimes impressed by his work. Seven years full of bloo...

Y/n L/n has been living alone with their nightmares for a long time. What happens when a skele-ton of monsters appear in their house? Will Y/n accept them and their flaw...

I only run if there are donuts or a hot guy at the finish line. This time it was both.

⚠️ CHARACTERS ARE NOT CANON COMPLIANT, DON'T READ IF THAT ANNOYS YOU ⚠️ Frisk is content with their life, but when another human gets added to the mix, Frisk and their f...

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You are a very wondrous person, who is very bubbly and an extrovert but behind closed doors your actually very lazy and the only ones who knows this is your family yet t...

New Yorkers-Alex, the self-absorbed lion; Ayana, the Idealistic leopard; Marty, the optimistic zebra; Melman, the hypochondriac giraffe, and Gloria, the curvaceous hippo...

Ok, so I wrote this story when I had only finished season 2, but I have watched all of the seasons now cause I found this draft. But basically Keith is really upset when...

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also...

disclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo a...

Have you ever just started reading a steamy werewolf tale, but, then stopped and asked yourself: "BUT, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" No? Well, then, here you go...

A cafe that serve everyone. Welcome.

Basically a booked FILLED with cringey jokes Hope you enjoy your stay ;) **************************************** Cover Credits: @dantaebts