𝘀𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗲 ☾ [ 𝘀𝘁/𝗶𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ! ]

eight!

7:39 pm

eddiespaghetti: richard trashmouth tozier

thiccietozier: whatsupppp yoo

eddiespaghetti: look, about what you said

thiccietozier: I know I'm sorry I totally ruined our friendship

eddiespaghetti: yeah

eddiespaghetti: you did

eddiespaghetti: because now we're more than friends

eddiespaghetti: our friendship got snapped away by thanos

thiccietozier: what

thiccietozier: more than friends?

eddiespaghetti: yup

eddiespaghetti: sucks doesn't it?

thiccietozier: are you

eddiespaghetti: what? i don't understand?

thiccietozier: youuu fucking cunt

thiccietozier: is this you asking me out gaymo

eddiespaghetti: mayyybee maybe not

thiccietozier: Fuuuuuuck youuu dude

eddiespaghetti: ;) not a problem

thiccietozier: EDS YOU SHEVSHSHDHHD

thiccietozier: YOU LIKE ME BACK?

eddiespaghetti: i always have trashmouth :)

thiccietozier: fuck i'm—

eddiespaghetti: i love you richard

thiccietozier: i fucking love you more you piece of shit

eddiespaghetti: awww you always know what to say

thiccietozier: i know i know

thiccietozier: HELL YEAH BITCH I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

eddiespaghetti: nothing's stopping you

thiccietozier: AHAHAHA EDDIE SPAGHTTI TOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST BOI IN THE WORLD

eddiespaghetti: you're such an idiot trashmouth

thiccietozier: NOW I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A HICKEY BC YOURE MY PROPERTY

eddiespaghetti: WHAT NO

eddiespaghetti: gross trashmouth germs

thiccietozier: aw fine ya germaphobe I'll do it in your sleep

eddiespaghetti: WHAT STOP IT

thiccietozier: I HAVE TO TELL MY BROTHER WERE TOGETHER NOW

eddiespaghetti: you have a brother?

eddiespaghetti: oh

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thiccietozier: MR MIKE

thiccietozier: MIKE

thiccietozier: MR GAYMO MIKE

wheeelieboi: sighhh

wheeelieboi: please shine down on

thiccietozier: PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON

thiccietozier: PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON WILLLLL

wheeelieboi: *thor voice* you really are the worst, brother.

thiccietozier: Richie Ts the name, fucking eddie spaghetti is ma game

wheeelieboi: YOOO LMAOO IM TELLING HIM YOU SAID THAT YA NASTY

thiccietozier: GO AHEAD IM DATING HIM NOW SO

wheeelieboi: FRRR?!

thiccietozier: yuhhh huh eds is my pet now

wheeelieboi: no homo tho

thiccietozier: LMaO yes homo tho

wheeelieboi: shhsgshshvmdjd djhdnsjdhshdjdjdjjfkfkcjmskdmnfmdnxndnnsmskskndmdmrjgoeiahwjfijejfjfjjgnfjd

wheeelieboi: websjgdjdjfjdjfjfjkskwjdjd ahhakqoqoqoqoqiiqiwjskdlskskkdkdjdjdj

wheeelieboi: hsdhdhhsshjsjakakhsjskckkkdjahajakkakakakaka

thiccietozier: whOa boi chill 😤

wheeelieboi: im so proud of you little broooo 💗💖💓💕💖💖💗💓

thiccietozier: YEAH BOI AND NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BUT ME

wheeelieboi: rEddiE IS PRECIOUS

thiccietozier: ;))))

A/N:
LMAO this is based on a true story. I would be mike and my fren kenny would be richie