Talk Fast ▸ T. HOLLAND [S.U]

3 | MESSAGES

GROUPCHAT —
"5SOS SUCKS"
5:30 pm

bi-ovanni
hey can someone call
me so I can pretend it's an
emergency?

bi-ovanni
stupid.
change my name

petunia's bitch
wait hold on
who the fuck ???

trASHton
hahaha

mike
oops

bi-ovanni
how come you're the
only one without a stupid name)):
this is not okay

mike
ummm because
I'm the best?

bi-ovanni
i sound like a stupid
science project

trASHton
why do you need someone
to call? aren't you with that
model girl?

bi-ovanni
yes, that's exactly why
i need you to call me

mike
I don't know dude
wouldn't it be ruuuude

petunia's bitch
what's wrong anyways?

bi-ovanni
this whole persona thing
is bull )):
I'm super bored and half of
these models aren't interesting

bi-ovanni
pleassssseeee??

bi-ovanni
guys, I'm liTERALLy
begging here

petunia's bitch
okay, fine, I'll call
you

bi-ovanni
times like these you
can clearly see whose
there for you

mike
**who's

bi-ovanni
Luke. duh.

trASHton
that's not—

trASHton
are we not gonna talk about
the whole tom holland thing??
orrrr are we gonna pretend it
never happened??

mike
iconic

bi-ovanni
thanks Luke bby 😘

bi-ovanni
lol what is there to talk about?
tom holland responded to my shade

mike
yeah and you freaked out
for like five minutes

mike
text him

bi-ovanni
lol no

bi-ovanni
that'll be awkward
"hey remember when I said you're
not attractive? lol yeah anyways wanna
be friends?"

bi-ovanni
how about no.

petunia's bitch
so you're just gonna
ignore it then?

bi-ovanni
no, I'm gonna throw
shade on my instagram so
he can see my picture and then
possibly follow me

trASHton
so you're using him?

bi-ovanni
No! I need to grab his
attention somehow

mike
how about messaging him?
like a normal person?

bi-ovanni
lol funny

bi-ovanni
I would love to stay and
chat but I gotta go

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