Displeased Mitch

Chapter One

Hi. I'm displeased Mitch. In gonna tell you how I was created.

I first started out as blank white. Then next thing I knew I was created.

I came out of the wound with a grump face and always had.

Leave me alone.

I'm displeased.

I hear that you talk about merome. That isn't true. Ya wanna see?

"Hi Mitchy!" Jerome called.

"Shut up." I said.

"Mitch I thought you loved me!" Jerome said.

"No. Here wanna here a stupid poem about you?" I say.

"Uh sure" Jerome said.

"There was a hairy dude who lived in a stupid shoe. Who know why he made that retarded decision. So one day he went outside and say

Good morning world!

The world responded back to the hair man

Shut up you fool and go to the pool and fatch me a pale of vinegar to clean my face BECAUSE I JUST HATE U THAT MUCH!" I said

Jerome sniffed. "Mitchy that really hurt my feelings!

"Good." I said and gave him my displeased Mitch look and walked away.