IM PARANOID TO THE MAX

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My mom is supposed to come and get me,

I'm a l o n e in the apartment

I keep on hearing knocking at me door but

I don't see shit????????

LIKE

MA WHERE YOU AT!?

Also leaving me alone means I talk to myself

As if I was vlogging

But I can't vlog cause my life isn't interesting for s h i t

WELL it's interesting cause all I ever do is get H U R T

SERIOUSLY.

THE AMMOUNTS OF PLASTERS AND BANDAGES I USE UP IN THE SPAN OF A WEEK

ITS TERRIBLE

IM LUCKY I DIDNT BREAK ANYTHING YET

OH WAIT

I DISLOCATED MY RIGHT ARM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND NOW I CAN MAKE IT POP OUT SLIHTLY, DOES THAT COUNT???

I BROKE A FINGER IN BASKET BALL, TOO

AND NEARLY BROKE MY NOSE MULTIPLE TIMES-

I ALWAYS GET HURT ITS TERRIBLE

I HAVE LIKE 3 TINY SCARS ON MY ARMS,

A BUNCH ON MY KNEES,

ONE ON MY RIGHT SHOULDER

ITS TERRIBLE IM A LITERAL MAGNET OF INJURIES AONSKXMD

WONGARDIEOUM LEVIHOEZ A

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