Forget the award I got in 7th grade (kindergarten) for writing the best (worst) essay (sentence)! This is real writing:
Olvan: *sits in chair drinking coffee*
Meilin: *walks up to Olvan and slaps him with fish*
Conor: *does the same*
Rollan: *does the same*
Abeke: *does the same*
* continuous line of fish slapping*
Olvan: erm.... *grabs phone* hi... is this the mental health hospital?
Rollan: *fish slaps phone out of hand*
Olvan: um... are you mentally okay?
Meilin: *slaps Rollan with fish*
Rollan: *slaps meilin with fish*
Meilin and Rollan: * takes turns slapping each other with fosh*
Conor and Abeke: *does the same*
4 hours later
Meilin: *drops fish*
Rollan: *drops fish*
Conor: *drops fish*
Abeke: *drops fish*
Fish: *turns into unicorns*
Four fallen: *ride on unicorns*
Unicorn: *knocks Olvan's coffee over*
Olvan: NUUUUU * kills unicorn*
Unicorn: *bleeds rainbow, metallic, blood*
Lenori: *floats in blood* *makes oatmeal raisin cookies*
Meilin: *surfs on fish*
Abeke: *draws giant butterfly*
Butterfly: *comes to life*
Greencloaks army: *draws giant butterflies*
Butterflies: *comes to life* *poops pineapples*
Olvan: hi, is this the mental hospital?
I need an ambulance.
Mental hospital: how bad is it one to ten?
Olvan: eleven.
Mental hospital: *arrives dancing on blobfish*
Tarik: *rises from dead* *dances*
Devin: *dances* *stabs Conor* *dances*
Conor: *dies*
Conor: *revives* *dances*
Great beast: *revives* *dances*
Suka: *dances*
Gerathon: *eats lenoris cookie*
OATMEAL RAISIN? *rages*
Gerathon: *eats coffee room*
Olvan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *rages*
Olvan: *eats gerathon*
Gerathon: *revives* *eats olvan*
Olvan: *revives* *eats gerathon*
4 hours later
Gerathon: *revives* *eats olvan*
Olvan: *revives* *eats gerathon*
Gerathon: *revives* *eats Olvan*
Abeke: Want dinner?
Conor: sure
Meilin: I could eat.
Rollan: *nods*
YOU ARE READING
Funny stuff - Spirit animals
HumorJust funny and random moments from the most common source.... THE BRAIN! @bribriboss and @leif777 feel free to add chapters if you want! Readers, thanks for reading and I hope you like it, @snow_leopard333 You can also request moments, Thanks!
