Texting.

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KOKICHI: Hey Kiiboy

Ouma?! He hasn't texted me in months! W-what do I even say?  Where the heck has he even been?!  And why has he only NOW been texting me when I have spammed him for months!

KIIBO: HEY?! YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED IN 4 MONTHS OUMA! AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAY IS HEY?!

KOKICHI: Aww does this mean Kiiboy missed me?

Is he being serious? Probably this is Ouma...but still I was worried sick come on!

KIIBO: What happened to you?! Why don't you come to school anymore?

KOKICHI: What's will all the interrogation Keeboy? That's my older brother Shuichi's job! 

KIIBO: I am being serious Ouma, I was worried about you! I thought you were hurt or worse dead!

KOKICHI: How did the teacher react?

Is he seriously ignoring everything I am asking right now?  .....actually that's exactly like him but the ONE time I wish he wasn't joking around! UGHHHHHHH

KIIBO: Are you being serious right now? 

KOKICHI: Yes, was there a party?

KIIBO: ........

KOKICHI: Oh there was! Don't tell me they confiscated my Panta stash that was in my locker though

KIIBO: Yes it was confiscated the teacher literally put it down the toilet, now can you answer my questions please!

KOKICHI: MY PRESCIOUS PANTA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KIIBO: Ouma please be serious for once! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

KOKICHI: I got abducted by aliens.

...abducted by aliens...abducted by aliens.......abducted by ALIENS?!

KIIBO: You don't really expect me to believe that right?

KOKICHI: So Kiibo didn't get rusty! Yeah that was a lie

KIIBO: So what really happened?

KOKICHI: I got bitten by a spider and I am now a superhero protecting New York City

KIIBO: No you didn't, that's Spiderman.

KOKICHI: I got hit by an acorn and declared the sky was falling

KIIBO: That's chicken little

KOKICHI: I ran for president

KIIBO: Who would even elect you?

KOKICHI: You.

Well can't deny that......

KIIBO: You didn't run for president and we aren't even old enough to run for office Ouma so just tell the truth before we got copyrighted

KOKICHI: NEVER

KIIBO: Seriously your acting like a kid.

KOKICHI: Your problem being?

KIIBO: Cause I am trying to be serious with you Ouma and your acting as if this is some kind of game

KOKICHI: Fine, next time I won't text Keeboy

Oh no what have I done? I don't want him to actually disappear again!

KOKICHI: Just kidding that's a lie! You'll have to deal with me forever Keeboy

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