Doctor Who Crazyness

I Ate The TARDIS

Amy: Doctor, where is the TARDIS?

11th Doctor: What's a TARDIS? It sounds delicious!

Amy: Doctor are you okay?

Doctor: Look! The TARDIS! I wonder if it is as delicious as you say it is. *picks up the TARDIS and eats it*

Amy: No! don't eat it! Oh well, too late. You're going to die.

Doctor: Eww gross! That tasted disgusting! Why did you say that it was delicious?

Amy: I didn't.

Doctor: Lair!

Amy:You know what, I'm done! * Leaves*

Clara: I'm a ballerina! *still spinning like a loon* Bye Bye!