He/She Makes Something Inappropriate That Shouldn't Have Been Taken Like That

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by losverk

by losverk

Bill:
-One day in 8th period you were learning how to sew
-Well, the thread was not getting through the needle
-So you casually groaned "Get in the hole!"
-THIS DUDE DEADASS FUCKIN LEANS OVER WITHOUT STUTTERING AND SAYS
-"It's not in yet, but guaranteed when we get home, it will be ;)"

Richie:
-K first of all...
-It's Richie.
-He always ALWAYS finds a way to make everything dirty
-When you were on the phone with your mom you asked
-"Are you going to go quick?"
-Richie said
-"Babe, you know I'm here to pleasure you, I won't be that quick."
-Boi got slapped

Eddie:
-You we're walking home from school with Eddie
-Without his moms knowledge of course
-But when Eddie went to unlock your door...
-THE DAMN KEY GOT STUCK
-"Eddie pull out!"
-Eddie turned around and looked at you like you were crazy
-"But babe, don't you want beautiful children with me?"
-All you did was roll your eyes

Stan:
-Your dad gave you some tools to help you fix your car
-You took Stan with you
-"Thanks daddy"
-Stan fuckin whipped his head around with a wide ass smirk planted on his face
-Once you left he whispered in your ear
-"You're welcome princess"

Mike:
-You we're talking with Mike on the phone
-You we're planning for him to come over
-"Alright come quick"
-"Woah babe, didn't realize you had places to be"
-Fuckin Christ

Ben:
-Boi literally takes nothing dirty
-When you say something dirty
-He literally takes it as something needs to be cleaned
-"Wanna have some fun with the sheets? ;)"
-"Do they need cleaning? Sure!"
-Literally so oblivious

Beverly:
-Bitch what's dirty?
-The dishes?
-Your sheets?
-Most likely ;)
-She knows when to bud in and when it should be left alone