RiRen Drabbles ✔️

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//Person A works at a pizza parlour and Person B wants free pizza.//

-Eren is A, Levi is B

-Eren is like the main pizza maker

-Because his pizzas are good as hELL

-And Levi always comes in with Connie and Sasha begging for free pizza

-But Eren won't allow it

-"Just because your my friends doesn't mean your getting free pizza"

-And everyday Connie slams his hands onto the counter

-"C'mon man!"

-"No! Now get out of the line!"

-So the three will sit at a booth all day and shoot Eren angry glares

-AND THEy CALL HIM PAPA EREN

-Sasha and Connie cling to each other and give him sad eyes while Levi pulls them close like he's their mother

-"Eren my children are stARVING"

-"LevI"

-And Connie always uses a high pitch voice when he talks to Eren

-"Please Papa Eren?"

-And Eren is ready to stick his head in the pizza oven

-But every night he always feels a little bad

-So he drops off free pizza at Springles's house, and brings some home for him and Levi

-And they both sit and watch movies

-And Levi always kisses Eren as a thankyou for the pizza

-And Eren doesn't want any other job if he gets this every night