(𝟐)𝙩𝙩𝙮𝙡 ──── 𝙙𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙤𝙪𝙯

detective skillz

david

this was her account before she went private

the picture she posted

and his comment

river
oh wow

mhm he said he was staying home

who tf is she

we know that her main is saffy_a

but theres nothing there of lucas

david
nice detective skillz

river
it's not that hard

she's verified and has 40k followers

shes a dancer and a model

david
what are we supposed to do with that information

river
ask him about her

be like "do u have a gf chase!!!!"

david
dont be forward dumbass

just be like "we had fun without you, why didnt you come anyways?"

river
ok no

im just gonna ask about her like straight up

david
nO

river
She probably got shit for posting it that's why she went private

david
probably

river
or maybe because you FUCKING LIKED THE PICTURE

DAVID

david
ACCIDENT

river
THEY PROBABLY SAW IT XMSKJZKAE DUMB BITCH

david
oops

river
youre helping me interrogate him

david
NO

river
Yes

answer

david

im serious

fucking bitch

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