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@bookworm: last one💜🔆

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@theking: Merlin I hate that thing you claim as a cat

@bookworm: it is a cat Ronald! And you don't have to like him he's mine and never leaving

@Tallkid: hate to say it but I agree with Ron

@irishboy: ^^ truth

@HPoffical: more of a dog or snake person myself 🤷🏻‍♂️

@drachoe: really snakes? I wouldn't think you would be a slytherin animal type of person @HPoffical

@HPoffical: I'll have you know that my true house is slytherin thank you very much

@HPoffical: and I can actually have conversations with them soooooo

@gingin: what?! @HPoffical

@tallkid: ^^

@purplegurl: ^^^

@choco:^^^^

@pansycake: ^^^ since when?!

@blaizeit: why didn't we know this?!

@drachoe: OH BOY U BETTER EXPLAIN WHY YOU AREN'T IN MY HOUSE THEN!

@drachoe: we could have had such a great time!

@blaizeit: agreed^^

@pansycake: just Imagine how much more better you would have turned out!

@blaizeit: we could have pulled out your true slytherin side

@drachoe: all your slytherin traits would be used to their full potential!

@HPoffical

@HPoffical: ok y'all, u guys keep asking about the Slytherin thing so imma just post it on here so I do t have to explain a thousand times to you all.
When I was getting sorted the hat said I had a lot of courage and a thirst to prove my self and said that I was kinda smart. I said 'not Slytherin' silently changing it to myself and the hat decided it would be a good idea to freakin scream at the top of its lungs 'NOT SLYTHERIN AYE?!' And I was like you fuckin idiot, but then it went on to say (more quiet I may add) 'you could be great you know and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness no doubt about that' but I still kept asking it not to and to put me in Gryffindor so Finally the hat gave in and 'very well then, Gryffindor!' And that was that. But the next year when everyone thought I was the heir of Slytherin I  was slightly freaked out and was like 'what if I am?!" And had a mini panic attack lol
But anyways I ended up in dumbledores office because I wanted to talk to him or something I don't really remember but he wasn't there so I just waited and looked around and then I say the sorting hat up on a shelf so I walked over and was like 'fuck it' so I asked if it put me in the right house and it said 'I stand by what I said last year' or something like that meaning it still thought my rightful house was Slytherin ans I would have thrived more in that house being with people more like myself and if you ask the hat still even today it will say the same thing.
So yup that's it that's all. I'm a Gryffindor with Slytherin heart and soul. Woop 🙌🏻

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@drachoe: your. An. IDIOT!!!

@HPoffical: why?!

@blaizeit: how do I know this is true hmmmmmmmmmm????

@HPoffical: ask the hat I already said that @blaizeit

@pansycake: why did you ask not to be put in Slytherin

@HPoffical: ha um ye about that, I asked it not to because I didn't want to be in the same house as Draco 😅 & ron/Hagrid has told me that everyone in Slytherin was or turned evil

@drachoe: wow. Ok rude.

@plantnerd: why didn't we know this?

@HPoffical: topic never came up 😂

@theking: NO. my Gryffindor pride😩

@drachoe: ur an idiot because that's your house! You could have done so well! All your traits put to good use! Been with me Blake and pansy! You could have saved us all you idiot!

@HPoffical: what? Save you all? What do you mean? @drachoe

Pansycake: What draco here means is that if you were in Slytherin you still could have done all those things that you did but you also could have put a stop to house rivalry and also helped all the sons and daughters of death eaters stay safe or even help them not become death eaters by force.

@HPoffical: well shit now I feel bad 😞

@drachoe: good.

@blaizeit: Draco 😑 @drachoe

@drachoe: fine. It doesn't matter were fine now but you still gotta prove that by making the hate say so in front of us

@HPoffical: deal @drachoe