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004 | part one

OMG SOOJIN WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME STOP BEING PRETTY OR ELSE YOULL BECOME A MURDERER FOR KILLING ME AND THE G IDLE FANS STOP STOP STOP THIS HAS TO STOP BEING PRETTY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL THEN I CALL YOU ILLEGIRL-
lol ik im crazy hah

/when you drive her to school when school reopens/

(g)i-dle member as your daughter

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yuqi。

you: yuqi sweetheart~

yuqi: ugh mom stop singing
yuqi: it mentally bleeding my ears

you: whatever you say girl
you: anyways we have arrived

yuqi:
yuqi: ....
yuqi: ..where are we?

you: SCHOOL
you: YOURE GOING TO SCHOOL GURL

yuqi: /blinking/ oh..right..
yuqi: UGH SCHOOL

you: school is great y'know

yuqi: says you

you: YES SAYS ME

yuqi: ..mom?

you: yes sweetheart?

yuqi: how old are you?

you: /muttering/ i wish not old as you..

yuqi: hUH

you: nothing!
you: now get your butt out of my car
you: or you'll be late for school

yuqi: but mom:<

you: byebye sweetie~~

yuqi: i wanted to say i love you..

soojin。

soojin: appa?

you: yes cupcake?

soojin: you love me right?

you: uh huh

soojin: you'll do anything to make me happy right, appa?

you: of course, cupcake ^-^
you: ANYTHING

soojin: then..

you: hm?

soojin: can i absent today
soojin: or even never ever again?

you: NO YOU HAVE TO SCHOOL YOUNG LADY

soojin: but- YOU SAID YOU'LL DO ANYTHING IN ORDER TO MAKE ME HAPPY

you: i am doing it now cups
you: if u want to be happy, you have to study very smart to get brilliant grades so that you also have a brilliant job that pays you large amount of salary to build your own house, car and anything you want. trust me, you'll be happy

soojin: ..okay, i understand

you: i love you, soojin♡

soojin: nado saranghaeyo, appa♥
soojin: ..at least, give me off day for only today..?

you: WE ARRIVE AT YOUR SCHOOL

soojin: aww mann

shuhua。

shuhua: eomma?

you: yes shushu?

shuhua: stop calling me shushu, im already 18!

you: no you haven't reach eighteen

shuhua: YET

you: okok fine

shuhua: i don't wanna go to school

you: shuhua, you've been saying that since last week

shuhua: im glad you know it

you: don't glare at me sweetheart

shuhua: i can do whatever i want

you: and i can do whatever i want to do to you

shuhua: (￣︿￣)

you: you look ugly liked that

shuhua: don't blame me
shuhua: i got this from you, mom

you: no you got that from your dad srsly

shuhua: oh rly?

you: very

shuhua: ...

you: anyways tada! your second house

shuhua: i don't call school as "my second house"
shuhua: more liked a prison to me

you: oh ok whatever now go
you: enjoy your school honey!

shuhua: i wishh