Soooo funny story remy ma blocked my ass...and then once I finally started to like nicki minaj she made a song with 68-i mean 9.....and...
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Sis also blocked me 💀💀 NICKIII HONEY WE COULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING! 😭😭 but it's all cool I got two spams anyway 💀 ______________________________
Y/N:ok so long story short we fuckin lost because of someone's dumbass *looks at yoongi*
Yoongi:no body told yall to follow me either but shit it happened
Y/N:ok since I'm the only black girl here I refuse to die with yall dumb niggas and if I do I'll be damned if I'm first to drop dead -
Bobby:this kinda like um...hiking? But I never called it hiking or getting lost its more of getting away from the police cause I was caught doin sumn I wasn't supposed to do... *
Mark:I was kinda prepared to get lost ya know I did a few push u- I did two push ups and I feel hella strong and shit *
Ju-ne:I'mma be the one that's gonna last but if I see anything that looks like it came outta stranger thins I'm out. Kids,fire,monsters that look like pussies yeah that's curtains for me. *
Jin: Uhhh I'm kinda happy to be around nature ya know? Get back to my roots and shit
Y/N in the background:SHUT UP YOU GREW UP RICH!
Jin:*sigh* *
Y/N:to be honest I'm the most experienced and the least interested to be out in the woods and being lost at that. Um B.I got a whole axe he might kill us and namjoon got a war knife um he might shank jimin. I'm the only one they didn't give a weapon so I think they think I'm a soft nigga or I might kill them -
Y/N:take a left
Jimin:*chanting* be one with the earth! Be one with the earth!
Jin:when the hell will he shut up?
B.I:I might use this axe soon.
Y/N: please use it on jimin
Ju-ne:see! *points at at random tree* nope. It's the upside down and I refuse to walk past that
Y/N:We just started walking!
Ju-ne:I don't care! If I walk more I'mma die! Fuck that
Jinan:most of your outfits come from the upside down
Ju-ne:shut your face! Shut your mf face! I'm going back I don't care
Taehyung:*takes off headphones* I said some shit like this in my mix tape listen!
Ju-ne:nah I'm g- I'm good!...I dont trust you or that jacket. Bye!
Taehyung:just take at small listen! *follows him* *
Ju-ne:I told them not to walk me by no stranger things shit and they walk me right by a tree that look like an open vagina TUH got me FUCK UP *
Jungkook:I don't know what I was thinking about taking about walk with these bitches um I like to work out and ain't none of them work out...look at them..they like to roll blunts and chill *
Jin:I don't fuck with the woods but I do got to trials cause that's where all the bitches who got them thumpers on the back be. I don't run I just take a "break" and pore water on my head...*shrugs* I'm a fraud -
Taehyung:*dancing to his mixtape* aye,aye,aye!
*camera pans to jinyoung silently judging*
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Taehyung:I'm using everybody to plug my mixtape cause when it drop the city gonna catch fire *
Namjoon:i have considered stabbing Taehyung and jimin I really have but I'm afraid I won't kill him and he'll just catch a few bacterias -
Everyone:*walking through bushes*
Jimin:fuck it up jimin fuck it up! Ayyyeee THE WHEELS ON THE BUS? *milly rocking* WHAT? THE WHEELS ON THE BU-! Why ain't nobody singing with me?
Namjoon:you got one more time...I'mma stab you fr fr
Y/N:somebody give jimin a xan *
Y/N:jimin is singing songs that make me wanna kill him. Like it ain't no juvenile or anything like that he singing wheels on the bus -
Jimin:sha-booya! Sha-sha-sha-booya roll call! My name is jimin! Yeah! And I'm so cute! Yeah! And when I walk by the black boys say "woo!" Yeah!
Y/N:bitch... what? *
Bobby:it don't know what worse. Jimins sing alongs or Tae's mixtape *
Namjoon:Jimins having a good time but I'm not. I really wish he'd shut the fuck up. Like we lost in the woods can you help at least? *
Jimin:I was expected a lot of bonding ya know? But everyone ain't singing... -
B.I:don't worry guys! I'mma get us home safe! *trying to cut down small trees*
Y/N:you know there's already a path right? *points at dirt road*
B.I:....oh
Namjoon:stay away from the mushrooms...
Taehyung:when you get done come listen to this line-
Hoseok:tae shut the hell up
Yoongi:hold on I see tracks! *smells dirt* it's the LA snow bunny and she got cush!
Y/N:you mean a hiking white girl
Yoongi:maybe we'll find some weed or guns round this bitch
Hoseok:We pass this tree like ten times!
Namjoon:no we didn't! I know what the hell I'm talking about! I'm kinda like an Asian leader like George B Washington so follow me!
Y/N:nigga where the hell you get the B from?
Yugyeom:I'm hungry!
Jimin:I gotta pee!
JB:go pee then! Feel the natural feeling of taking as warm piss outside in mother nature's back yard!
Jungkook:what if a bug jumps on his peepee?
Y/N:I'm sure alot of bugs have been on his peepee.
Jinyoung:there's a lot of boys what have bugs anyway. -
Jimin:*peeing in the grass* uhhhh....whew.
Taehyung:...listen? *hands out headphones*
Jimin:...are you serious? Go! -
Y/N:AHHHH MY HAIR! *trying to pull the branch off*
Namjoon:HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HAIRCUT! *
Y/N:I spent...three years to get this afro...THREE *
Bobby:I'm sure none of use got a work out doing this. Everyone was walking slow and we were stopping at every single plant to look at it or make a beat *
Y/N:I wasn't happy this whole time. You know you not happy when birds are just chirping and you wanna fight them just for doing so. We were trynna go home... not hike. -
