There's a silence as you stare at a stage... the stage is empty for the time being, till a familiar harlequin bursts onto the scene with a microphone.
"YOOOOOO!! HELLLOOOOOO EVERYONE!!!" Twlight Prankster exclaimed. "I bet you're wondering... WHY THE HUGE HIATUS!!? Well.. we could come up with a good excuse for you.. but instead... WE DECIDED TO COME UP WITH LAME ONES!!!!!!"
Twilight Prankster threw the mic over his shoulder. "CUE SAD PIANO MUSIC!!"
Twilight Prankster cleared his throat as sad piano music began to play. "Well.. you see.. one day.. I was out getting groceries.. when suddenly.. I got a sudden phone call!!
"The caller said..' WE HAVE TAKEN DONALD TRUMP HOSTAGE!! AND UNLESS YOU STOP PUBLISHING CHAPTERS OF RIFT!!! WE WILL KILL HIM!!!'
"And I was like... 'HEY MISAKALOVESYOU!! 30 MORE CHAPTERS OF RIFT!!!" Prankster continued. "But then the guy was like. 'WAIT!! I MISPOKE!! We REALLY have Morgan Freeman!! and I was like... NOOOO NOT MORGAN FREEMAN!!!!!"
The lights go on the stage to show Morgan Freeman tied up on a chair.
"Oh no.. I have been kidnapped." said Morgan Freeman. "Oh how very sad this is for me.. probably the best narrating voice of all time and hollywood personification of God.. "
"I know what you're wondering... WHY did we spend money hiring MORGAN FREEMAN of all people just to be tied up in a chair to do our bit about Lame excuses!?" said Prankster. "Well.. I could tell you good excuses for why... but once more... WE HAVE LAME ONES!!!"
Prankster once more cleared his throat. "Well you see... Morgan Freeman.. was abducted... by ALIENS!!!! And I just happened to be in the UFO.. doing an extra for my side job.. a tv show called 'I Got Butt Probed By an Alien'.
"So Morgan Freeman was like. 'PLEASE OH PLEASE TWILIGHT PRANKSTER DON'T LET THEM PROBE MY BUTT!!' And I was like.. what's in it for me!? and he was like 'I'll buy you Darumaka Pillows of Saber!!!'
The lights came on again to show Saber from the Fate Universe standing there, looking confused. "Uhhh... I.. Know you said I owed you for that time when me and Mikoto went to Camelot.. but... you did borrow Rhongomyniad for a bit and.."
"JUST SHUT UP AND SAY THE LINE!!" Prankster screamed.
"Oh.. er.. yes.. Prankster got a Darumaka pillow... of me... half naked.. which was disturbing.." Saber muttered.
"Okay.. so you're probably wondering why I bothered to bring Saber of all people from A Certain Magical Fate.. ALLLL the way here!" said Prankster. "Well we could've come up with some excuses.. but again all we have are LAME ONES-.."
"BOOOOOOO!!! START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!!" screamed a member of the audience.
"BOOOOOO BOOOOOO!!" Boos filled the theater as people began throwing fruit at Prankster.
"Ahh... Well.. Get Busy Ducking or Get Busy Dying I suppose.." said Morgan Freeman as he ducked away, shrugging off the ropes.
"HA! Classic Morgan Freeman joke!" said Prankster as a tomato splattered against his mask.
"Um... perhaps.. we should get them what they want.." said Saber.
"Okay okay.. START THE CHAPTER!!!"
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"Next matchup!" Horus shouted. "Is Ichigo Kurosaki and ZenXree.."
Ichigo took a deep breath as he heard his name called. "Yo, Mikoto... you doing good so far? Looks like you might be the last fight after all.."
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A Railgun In Fairy Tail, Diablo Saga 7: Part 2
FanfictionThe tournament continues, with part 2 of Book 7. Having overcome Lord Boros, Mikoto now must deal with the potential future that she must leave Fairy Tail forever in order to surely save the Omegaverse. Meanwhile, Mikoto's daughter Miyoko is force...
