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by meiyiko

by meiyiko

Guess who's back, back again
Shani's back, tell a friend (lmao I changed it to my name haaaaaaaa)

so..... whaddup ? have ya missed me? :))))))

I got tagged soo....... ESKEEEEEETITTTTTTT(end my life pls)

P.s I basically told some embarrassing stories because I'm not that interesting.

btw I got tagged by VioletStorm8125

1. I sometimes get accused of wearing make up lmao I don't like it so I don't wear

2. I'm scared of literally anything that moves and breathes

3. I get drunk by apple juice :)

4. My mom says she pooped me out

5. I need ideas on how to steal my cousins pre-ordered bts answer album (I can buy it too but I'm saving up for a new phone)

6. I once ordered pizza and wasn't hungry anymore so I dicided to eat it the next day but then when I woke up I saw my brother eating my pizza and I got depressed the whole day so I told my friends how I digged a whole that brought me to the sea and how this shark wanted to fuck me.

Life lesson: don't ever eat my pizza

7.uuhhhh suck my 9inch long D

8. I once accidentally asked this boy to park his D in me :)
(I basically saw this boy(not to forget he was hotter then my stove) and we (me and my friends) were standing in line behind him so he turned around facing us and I was (apparently) thinking out loud and asked "can you please park your D in me?" And he was like "..." And turned around after that friends laughed so hard they started to cry.

9. I don't like kimchi come sue me hoe

10. I hate being called cute ..like out of all the things you could say you say "omg you're so cute" and squish my cheeks tf.. it just ... I don't like it I JUST WANT TO BE A SMEXY PATATO. OKAY?

11. I have this friend lmao I love him so much he's the driest(is that a word? Idk but he basically replies dry) guy you'll ever meet like this once me and him had to work together for something and this boy(let's call him $) came and was like " yo what up (my friends name)" and my friend pulled his head and $' head really close almost touching lips. And $ started screaming being like "ewww are you gay?" And my friend replied "no I just wanted to see if you would enjoy it" like boi wtf

12. I would turn lesbian for blackpinks Jisoo #nohomo

13. I love cringing especially while watching koreaboo cringe compilations

Tagged snakes:

Joonjii
(Feel honored you little snake)
jeonjiminiee
(It's your turn to suffer again)
Tinie_Concepcion
(Lol I don't want you to suffer)
Eunjung1992
(Hmmm... You can suffer too)
Sarcasm_Incoming
(Uhh I'll make you suffer again just because I like your username)
EnaPaocic
(Just because your bitch ass thought we weren't bestfriends anymore because I didn't tag you)

ged people:
jibootyy_
Thiccnoodles
sexykoreanmen
taestaestydick
namjesuswillblessyou
*Cries* I just realized I only tagged 10 people *sobs* my fingers hurt
holysenpai
jeonieboi
sexy-goddless
dickmedownvante
I got tired to so the last 4 people got tagged by my little brother because I was to lazy.

Bye oppas, unnies and dongsaengs Saranghae pwing pwing