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11. straddling kacchan??? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Y/N's POV

Ugh, my leg hurts so damn badly.

After being taken to Recovery Girl, her healing didn't work too well. My quirk's downside made injury's take a little longer to heal so that's just fantastic.

And, just my luck, the wifi in my dorm area had been suuuper slow and It's hard to watch minecraft parodies when there's a loading sign every two seconds.

So, like the dedicated person I am, I decided to go to the common area to get precious wifi back. I just need to sit in a corner so no one sees what I'm watching and calls me a disgrace.

I get up from my bed and make my way downstairs. But, of course. The elevators were out of order. Mmm. Stairs and a broken leg. God loves me so much.

I decide to not back down. I need my questionable minecraft bops. So, I limp towards the stairwell and take a deep breath. Dear Lord, I'm sorry for all the times I've cursed and daydreamed about Bob Duncan. Please let me walk down these stairs peacefully. Thanks, you're the real slim shady. Ammmen.

I place my foot on the first step. Not bad. I take another step, and wow, I'm a pro at walking down stairs with one broken leg. Simply a natural. I shoul-AHHHH.

Things were going to well for me and then, of course I tripped on a step and began hurdling towards my death.

Ahh. So this is how it ends.

I close my eyes, preparing for impact as I trip down more and more steps nearing the end of the staircase. But, the ground never comes. Instead, I feel a slightly more humany version of the ground beneath me. FUUUUUCK. I LANDED ON SOMEONE.

How cliché and uncreative.

I open one eye and Jesus Lord Almighty, I wish I didn't. Out of all the students at UA, of course I had to land on Katsuki.

"I-I, uhm, uh I, I'm-m" I stutter like a brain dead idiot until I look down at the position we're in. I am legitimately straddling Kacchan. Now I am extra dead. He's gonna beat my ass!

Blush grew on my cheeks as I was just staring at him with an awkward expression, too mortified to move. My body was close to his and our faces surprisingly close. Unaware of what to do, I look over to the right but, my eyes land on Katsuki's bicep and in that moment I realized Damn, he's ripped. Good for him. Katsuki looks back at me with an angry expression, with his face almost as red as mine.

"Are you gonna fucking get off of me or just keep on fantasizing, huh? Didn't know you were such a perv, Y/N. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you did this on purpose~" Katsuki gives me a smug smirk as I quickly get off of him.

"Oh yeah Bakugou, I timed my fall perfectly even though it was impossible for me to see you around the corner, I was hoping I would land on top of you even if it meant I could possibly get a concussion and it would hurt my ass~" I spat sarcastically. Pervert, I'm not a pervert. King explodo isn't even that hot.

I roll my eyes him whilst attempting to get up casually, forgetting my leg doesn't work yet again, and falling to my demise.

"Put your arm around my neck," He rolls his eyes back while offering me his hand and pulling me up. He forcefully places my arm around his neck while I look back at him with a flushed expression yet again.

Katsuki sighed,"Where the fuck do you need to go. You're weak ass can't walk for two seconds without falling down and looking like a complete idiot."

"The common area, the wifi isn't working where my room is and I had nothing better to do. Say, Mr. Boom Boom, why are you helping me?"

"Because you're embarrassing. Just looking at how pathetic you are made me sick."

"Nah, I think it's cos you wanna be my fweenndd~"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

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"Hey, what are you watching." Asked Katsuki. After helping me get to the common area, I sat down in the corner as I planned but, I guess Bakugou had nothing better to do because he didn't leave after he helped me here. I guess he really wants to bother me.

My eyes shift between him and the video on my phone, a touching story of a creeper and zombie in love. "Uhm, uh boy l- I MEAN BAKUGOU uh, Bakugou, I mean uh, why are you asking?" I struggled between saying 'Bakugou' and 'Bminecraft steve' and nervously sweat drop.

I quickly turn off my phone but, before I get to put it in my pocket, Explosion Bitch decides that it would be a fun idea to snatch my phone from me.

bye satan!

"HEY, YOU JERK DUMMY HEAD FACE STUPID UGLY MEANIE MEANERSON, GIMME ME MY DARN DIDDLY HECKING PHONE BACK" I scream while trying to snatch my phone back but, Katsuki's too quick for me with his face having a nice little cocky look on it.

He turns away from me holding my phone high in the air, but thankfully, my phone asks for my password. Ah, thank Mark Zuckerburg! wtf.

"AHAH, LOSER YOU DON'T KNOW MY-" Without a single pause, he quickly puts in my password. It being, '(insert any dead meme)'. Ah. I'm that easy to read aren't I..

My phone opens up to..

Peppa Pig Ghetto vines..? What the, I was on.. OH YOUTUBE SKIPPED TO MY NEXT LIKED VIDEO. YEEEET.

"Wha- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?"

I burst out laughing unable to respond. Rolling around on the floor and snorting. "Q-BAHAH. I. IT'S QUALITY CONTENT."

"You absolute brainless fuckface." Katsuki turns around hiding a slight smile.

baebi boi.

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A/N awe. i tried making cat succy (katsuki) in character but it's hard to make him in character cos in reality,, let's be real here in the anime, well at least in the beginning he's a dick. sorry not sorry oof. but i made him a lil more wholesome here.

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