I was irritated with Chris and Aaron as I sat on the couch,Dave was at the dentist,he was gonna take a Uber back, so they came over to bother me as I watched Royalty and Kiera play together. "Right man she really ain a blood."Chris said and Aaron agreed. "You wanna bet?"I asked standing up and I began hitting the blood walk.
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"Oh shit."Aaron said as I got down low and my knees hit the ground as I leaned from left to right with my arm's out. "Damn you really is a blood."Chris said and I chuckled. "Don't underestimate me."I said. "Now let me sit my pregnant self down,can't be doin that with three sons in there."I said seeing my baby bump it was starting to show. "Hang on let's do it together for the gram."Chris said and I got up doing it with him as we moved the same and in sync and I laughed as I damn near broke my back trying to do it. "Y'all killed it."Aaron said as he finished recording us. "I does as I do's and do's as I does."I said. "Why you so happy today?"Chris asked and I shrugged smirking,I knew why,cus my fiance was good with his tounge.I thought I was about to say something smart but I jumped up as someone slid the window up and crawled through and landed on the carpet I relaxed seeing it was Dave. "What the hell?"Kiera said and I ignored it focusing on what the hell was going on with Dave.
"Baby im home." Dave said with gauze in his mouth and I realised he was on laughing gas oh my lord. "Hey Ke Ke....Ke Ke do you love me?"Dave sung as he spun Kiera around before putting her down. "Yes I love you." "Good...w-why yall here?"Dave asked looking at Aaron and Chris. "We came to chill." "W-well yall got to go cus if y'all stay here,who's gonna feed the dog,and if the dog ain fed the fish gonna drown,and if the fish drown Kiera wont get taller,and if Kiera don't get taller Tanya can't have the boys."Dave said groaning in annoyance and Aaron chuckled recording him as Dave came and sat by me.
"Dave are you okay,why did you come through the window?" "Cus there was a mean gnome on the lawn Tanya,we've been over this the gnome is out to get us."He said in a muffled voice. "Lemee see your hand."He said and I gave it to him and I shouted at him as he spat the bloody gauze out into my hand. "Eww Dave!" "Oh my God,my heart its my heart she took my heart."Dave began crying and I threw away the guaze washing my hands extra hard. And Chris and Aaron were laughing at Dave who held his chest as he searched the floor. "Tanya." "Yes?" "I came up with baby nanes right s-so you know the planets right?We gon name them Saturn,Jupiter,and Earth."He said and I shook my head. "No." "Your allways saying no,when you gonna ever say yes,you already took my heart, ow my mouth."He whined holding his cheek poor baby.I thought as I caressed his face and he did a goofy smile with his eyes closed as he laid his head on my chest as I rubbed his cheek in circles. "Tell Aaron and Chris to leave so we can do that thing that I like,you know....face down a-." "Okay thats enough."I put my hand over his mouth. "I like this Dave better."Chris said and Aaron nodded. "Tanya I love you." "I love you too Dave." "Can I tell you a secret?"He asked.And I raised a eyebrow. "Dont do it man."Aaron said and I wanted to know the secret. "What's the secret baby tell me..."I said and it was quiet for a moment before he spoke back up again. "I really love me some.....pussay."Dave sung lowly as he chuckled as he kept saying pussay. And Aaron took a relieved breath. "Calm down Aaron I wasn't gonna tell her,her fake father is still alive and is Tre's sugar daddy."Dave said and Aaron sighed pinching the bridge of his nose and I sat in thought as Dave continued to keep rambling. "Baby...did you know...we we're born on our birthdays,am I born on my birthday?W-wait when is my birthday really?Cus I was in my mom for 9 months so is my birthday the first day my father nutted in her?Oh my lord were all nuts,were nuts imagined if....my mom swallowed me...oh..oh.oh my gosh I can't take it it's too much."He rambled. I ignored him. "So you two knew and you weren't going to tell me?"I asked Aaron. "It was for your own good Tanya,hes not even your real father anyways."Aaron said. "You don't understand yall been hiding this from me I deserve the right to know!" "Stop yelling your gonna wake the gnome."Dave said as he hid behind the couch as he looked paranoid.I sighed irritated."Does Milly know about this?"I asked and he was quiet giving me my answer. "Wow."I mumbled. "Baby if a orange is called orange, why ain a apple called red?"Dave asked holding a orange and apple in his hand looking confused and I ignored him as I went upstairs.
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I woke up to my mouth hurting as I winced holding it and I remembered I went to the dentist I seen I was on the couch and I seen Aaron mugging me. "Im sorry it slipped out,I couldn't control it."I said having a fuzzy memory of me crawling through the window and doing other shit. "Whatever man she mad at all of us now."He said and I seen Chris chuckling as he watched a video and I could hear my voice on it.. "Where she a-"I seen Tanya come down stairs in her bubble coat and Uggs as she ignored us. "Ill be back okay Ke."Tanya said. "Okay bye."Kiera said as she went back to playing with her barbie dolls with Royalty. "Baby where you goin?" She ignored me opening the door and leaving out. Damn I was definitely in the dog house..
