Other moms:making food
Child:MOM MAKE ME SOMETHING TO EAT
Other mom:O-ok what do you want
Child:I WANT A SANDWICH
Other mom:I-i'll go make it right now
Me:making food
Child:MOM MAKE ME SOMETHING TO EAT
Me:AI NO MIJA GO MAKE YOURSELF SOMETHING I'M TRYING TO WATH ANIME
Child:BUT MOM YOU'RE LAZY SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Me:*twists head like an owl* What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?
Child:Nothing *makes self a sandwich*
Me:*twists head back* sheesh her father needs to stop spoiling her
