Other moms(Going to a party)
Child:MOM LET'S GO ALREADY
Other Mom:H-Hold up honey i'm just getting my walley
Child:HURRY UP THEN OR I'LL TELL DAD THAT YOU HIT ME
Other Mom:B-but I-i D-
Child:HURRY UP!
Other Mom:O-ok i'm done c'mon
Me(Going to a part)
Child(Grace):MOM LET'S GO ALREADY
Me:LET ME GET MY WALLET
Child(Grace):I'LL TELL DAD THAT YOU HIT ME
Me:EXCUSE ME IF YOU DO I'LL GET A DIVORCE SO YOU STAY WITH HIM SINCE YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM SO MUCH
Child(Grace):MOM NOOO HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK HE BURNED THE SANDWICH ONCE
Me:HOW THE FUC-
Gabby/Disappointment360:Sup
Me:WTF GABBY HELP MY CHILD SAID THAT HER FATHER BURNED A SANDWICH
Gabby/Disappointment360:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BURN A SANDWICH
Me:ASK HER FATHER NOT ME
