Nordics :D

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Denmark: "Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight

from the Nordic region!"

Iceland: "Iceland."

Norway: "Norway."

Denmark: "Denmark!"

Sweden: "Sweden."

Finland: "And I'm Finland!"

Sweden: "Hm?"

Finland: "Ohyaaaaa!"

All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Iceland: Nor-

Norway: dic

Sweden: re-

Finland: gion

Denmark: FIVE!

(Norway: Bro, you're so loud.)

(Denmark: You think so?)

Denmark: "We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That's what we gotta be right now!"

Finland: "You're right about that! We've been looking forward to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?"

Sweden: "Yup. I'm a... bit embarrassed."

Iceland: "I had a song before this, but Puffin pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at home today."

Finland: "Whaaaaat?"

Norway: "Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?"

Denmark: "All right, let's go!"

Iceland: Nature is calling once again today.

Iceland and Finland: We're the ones who're in charge of Europe's northern side!

(Denmark: We're in charge, yeah!)

Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home.

Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn't set.

(Norway: That's called a midnight sun.)

Norway: Should you find that you're in quite a bind,

Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime,

Iceland: anywhere!

Finland: anywhere, okay?

All: When you're all alone, we'll be right there!

(Norway: I'll always stay with you.)

All: When you're feeling pain, share it with us!

(Iceland: You okay sharing with me?)

All: When you're feeling blue, we'll drown our sorrows in beer!

(Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!)

Denmark: See that? You're feeling better by the second, yeah!

All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!

Iceland: Nor-

Norway: dic

Sweden: re-

Finland: gion

Denmark: FIVE!

(Norway: Bro, you're annoying.)

Norway: "Hey. You still haven't kept your promise about calling me big brother."

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