ISHQ PAR JOR NAHI.

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Naina And Raj ko baandha gaya ek tree se..Naveen free he. Actually sabse introduction liya gya..

'Yo chhori kaun se?'

'Chhori se pucho na ki chhori kaun he. Me naina hu. Ye mera husband..Raj he. Aur Wo banda mera bhai he.' Naina ne us almost budhe se lambi lambi mustache wale admi ko bola.

'Husband na bera manne.' One of those people asked....(meaning- I cant understand the word-'husband.')

'Husband bahra nahi he mera. U idiot. Bilkul bhi tameez nahi he. Pahle humko utha liya ab...bahra, andha and goonga kar rahe... are u guys nuts?'

'Yo chhori bahut bole. Isko muh par patti bandho.' The leader...same with long mustache..ordered

'Raj...Kya he ye yar. Sari musibate aaj hi kyu aani thi. Kyu utha le ye log humko?'

'Meri biwi ko koi free karo pahle..please.'

'Oohh..to yo teri joru se. To yo chhora shadishuda na se.' One old woman asked.

Naveen shook his head in no.

And right then he had attack of calamity..

Usko khol kar le gaye hariyanwi log..piche Raj and Naina chillate rah gaye....actually raj chilla raha..Naina sirf ajeeb si awaze nikal rahi.......her mouth is tied...no outgoing of words.

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Cut to Naveen

Naveen ke kapde phate...rape nahi huya.. have a chill pill. Naye kapde pahnaye..Naveen galiya de raha he..

'Salo kamino..chhodo mujhe. Meri jzzat itni bhi free nahi ki kabr(grave) me jaane wali aurate loote. Chhodo mujhe. Kam se kam apne baccho ka lihaaz karo. Aisi kya hawas? Meri pant.....o dadi amma.. tumhari umar ab chal basne ki he..duniya se nikalne ki..mere kapde kyu nikal rahi...nahiiiiiii....bhagwan ke liye chhod do. Are kya khati ho khane me jo itni hawas bhar gayi?  Me hath jodta hu. Kisi ladki ko nahi chhedunga....please..Jaane do mujhe. No....mera underwear nii.....oh thank god. Nainaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...bachaaaaaaaaaaa leeeeee..rakhi bandhwane layak nahi chhodengi ye hawas ki pyaasi budhiya. Maate jane de. Jane de ree.  Me tere pair chhuta hu. Ab ye nayi shirt ka kya karu..nahi pahn na mujhe. Naye kapde pahna ke rape karte ho? Are...tumhare husbands ne kya sanyaas le liya? Tum logo par case karunga me. 70 sal ki budhiyo ne mera gang rape kiya... chhodo mujhe...me Mar jaunga agar kisi ne mujhe ab hath lagaya...Kya kya dekhna pad raha he mujhko.........jaane doooo.....Jane dooooo.'

New shirt and new trousers..Naveen is all new now. Usko laake baithaya..

Ek mandap me.

Jaha already ek ladki lambaaaa saa ghoonghat daale baithi he.

'Pandit .... Tu mantra mar.'

'Kaisa mantra? Kiska mantra? Kya ho rha he ye.. mujhe yaha kyu laaye..'

Pandit shuru.

Mangalam bhagwan vishu..mangalam garundhwaza..

Naveen ko hosh aya..ye to shadi wale mantra he.

'Meri shadi ho rahi?'

'Ha. Ev tanne bera ki tera byaah ho riya.' 

'Areeee.....Nii karni mujhe shadi..chjodo. abhi aaj hi mera pahla saccha pyaar ek buddhe ne set kar liya..Ab meri forced marriage. Nahi karni. Me isi hawan kund me kood jaunga. Mar jaunga me. Chhodo mujhe. Are....Sab narak jaoge. Sab ke sab.'