*the following contains profanity. I'm doing this to appease the Wattpad gods.*
CERBERUS: *snarling*
APOLLO: *screaming* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
HADES: *calmly* It don't bite
CERBERUS: *growling more*
APOLLO, STILL SCREAMING: YES IT FUCKING DO
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*the following contains profanity. I'm doing this to appease the Wattpad gods.*
CERBERUS: *snarling*
APOLLO: *screaming* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
HADES: *calmly* It don't bite
CERBERUS: *growling more*
APOLLO, STILL SCREAMING: YES IT FUCKING DO