snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

8 ; what a mess ;

ALL MIGHT👏🏽👏🏽💪🏼:
YOUNG MIDORIYA

YOUNG MIDORIYA:
y-yyyy-yes, All Might?

ALL MIGHT👏🏽👏🏽💪🏼:
IS ANYTHING WRONG??

YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY MESSAGE FROM YESTERDAY

YOU USUALLY RESPOND RIGHT AWAY

YOUNG MIDORIYA:
everything's fine! no need to worry.

its just....

you only sent me an emoji of a chicken🐔

i wasnt too sure how to respond to that..

ALL MIGHT👏🏽👏🏽💪🏼:
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

YOU WOULD SEND BACK A MOVING PICTURE OF THAT LITTLE GIRL CALLING GEESE CHickens

YOUNG MIDORIYA:
do you mean a vine?

and

did... did you just deflate into your weak form

over a text message?

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
uh—

well...

yeah

young midoriya:
geez

you should really get that checked out

i mean, you're already retired, and you deserve a break.

let the new generation of pros help you out before you over exhaust yourself again.

that battle with all for one did more to you than you think

recovery girl told me

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
yes, you are correct.

i just need to tell you something.

young midoriya:
yeah?

what is it?

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
before i met you... there was this...

special person

young midoriya:
if this is a story of your unfortunate love life I think we can move on

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
no-nono its not that.

i was going to tell you how i passed on one for all to another kid before i did to you.

it must have slipped my mind while you were crunching loudly on my hair

it was quite disturbing

young midoriya:
not as disturbing as the number one pro hero of all the world

plucking a crispy hair from his head

and shoving it in a young kid's face all while yelling

"EAT THIS!"

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
fair point.

anyways, the kid's name was l/n y/n.

young midoriya:
i know

they accidentally told me earlier today

all might🙇🏼‍♂️💇🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🐥ssshhh:
Well, i'm glad to have gotten that off of my chest. thank you for listening, young midoriya.

young midoriya:
of course.

no worries, all might.

midoriya set his phone down on his beadside table and laid the back of his tanned arm onto his face.

"what are we going to do?" he muttered to himself, "wil there have to be two symbols of piece?" (Edit: WAIT I MEANT 'PEACE'—)

"or will the league of villains get their hands on one of us first?"

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w o a h

what do you think will happen next? comment here, i need ideas— i mean... i'd love to hear your guys's awesome speculations!! heheh...:

thanks for reading :>

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