snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

16 ; y/n's not dead... for some reason lol idk man ;

"(Name) I'm glad you had a fantabulous time with your cousin," y/n's aunt said to her daughter, patting her on the back.

"That's why I'll be leaving you here while I go on a three month trip to Europe with my husband."

And then she left.

"YOU SQUID!"

—

"Let's go to the park."

"Again?"

"Yes," (Name) insisted.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Ye—."

"nO u!"

"WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!"

"YOU're a LIZARD, hARrY!"

(Name) fumed. "I have a pet lizard named Harry. Flick off."

"No cussing on me Christian Roblox server."

(Name) scoffed. "Good thing I only play Fortnight then."

"DON'T YOU DARE ORANGE JULIUS IN MY HOUSEHOLD!"

"IT'S ORANGE JUSTICE YOU EGG."

"WELL NOW I'M THIRSTY!"

"GOOD FOR YOU!"

"NO—"

the neighbours from across the street slammed open their front door. "SHUT UP!"

Y/n and (Name) walked outside and bowed. "Yes Mrs. Bakugou!"

They then both turned around. "Why did you have to live here?" (Name) asked, quite rudely.

"Cheap rent."

"You're such a sucker for low money outcome."

Y/n flipped their hair. "I know."

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Okay let's just agree that this story has no stable plot line anymore lol. I think that will help me have more energy to write it   hhaha

Oh yeah I know there hasnt been a lot of bakugou or todoroki action, but i'll try to get them in here soon :')

(Oof If I got any of the Fortnight stuff wrong its bc i don't play it

😪sorry lads)