Lady Deadpool x Anti Venom Reader

The Origin Issue.

LD: Hiya! Lonely Guys it's ya girl uhh skinny Penis and I'm telling ya the Story of my hubby and how he Puts up with my exploits!

You: a lovely Day in NewYork sun is shining People are Pricks there's a 50ft Marshmallow Man.

Liam: Yeah Guys Don't listen to her.

You were walking though an ally when a Trash can Rattled then rolled over to you.

You: Well better fix it.

You put you hand on the can then a white Goo.

Record Scratch

LD: Not Jizz! Splooge MAN BAZOOKA JUICE!

Came out of the Can crawled onto you and Knocked you out.

Later

You: Ugh what Happened? Wait sense when did I wear white?

Anti Venom: Wakie Wakie Get the fuck up.

You: Ahh who said that!

AV: Uhh me look in a mirror.

Conveniently there was one.

You: Woah I'm Buff I'm like a Juggernaut!

AV: Yeah your welcome I need a host to survive.

You: But wait I have school Tomorrow.

It Retracted into you skin.

That night.

You: Wait I can be like Spider-Man a Hero!

AV: Even Better finish what he started!

You: Yeah.

Tv: The Taxi Rapist has Just been Identified as Jeffery Burns if your in the Queens area Be on the look out.

You: He Raped 7 Woman! Ok what are my Powers?

AV: Well Super Strength healing Web slinging durability Healing others Venom rage I can cure most Diseases.

You: Kinda like the black dude off of The Green Mile.

AV: Yeah but I have one request before I give you powers.

You: What?

AV: We kill Venom!

You: Got come on come we gotta do something!

You sunk out of your Family's apartment.

Later.

Jeffery: Hey pretty lady need a ride.

You: I don't think so.

You drag him out of the Car him screaming you toss him against a brick wall.