The Monologue of an IMMORTAL DIETY

I hate this chair

so 

guess who just did the most clumsy and stupid thing ever?

yup! I did!

I just walked into the same chair twice!

so now both of my legs hurt and are bruised and I have a cut on my foot!

im having a wonderful life!

*extremely forced grin*

but at least I get to talk to rainbow cyanide.

so long and goodnight,

- Candy Arsenic