DBH memes

crabby

yeah. i'm crabby. and you wanna know why?
because i have crabs. that's right. i thought it'd be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. it turns out, in spanish that means 'the crabs'.
i paid $700 dollars for the crabs.
so the next time you think to yourself "hey! i'll have sex with a woman who's name in that language means 'the crabs'", maybe you'll open up your travelers dictionary.
but hey, now you know.