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PLEASE READ THIS I BEG OF YOU



I heard there was a secret glasses
That danny devito knew about, and it pleased the actor
But you don't really care for magnums, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled actor composing HUMONGOUS

HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS

I'm not here to say I'm a smelly bird
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a glasses like this
Some people search forever
For that one smelly glasses
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a glasses like this

I'm not here to say I'm a smelly bird
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your magnum on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your magnum, your fleshy magnum
There's still a little bit of your feet I haven't peed
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A magnum taught me to doodoo
Love taught me to pee
Life taught me to poopoo
So it's not hard to fall
When you doodoo like a fleshy magnum

The baffled actor composing HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS

And if we're only here once I wanna doodoo with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of magnums there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (HUMONGOUS)
I wanna doodoo with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of magnums there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (HUMONGOUS)
I wanna doodoo with you (you, you)

Skies are smelly, I am terrified
Catching magnums in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel terrified?

You can take the fleshy magnum
You can break my sausage
Like I'm made of magnums
Like I'm made of magnums
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a fleshy magnum
Like a small condam

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you doodoo
Somehow you will
You will when you doodoo

I'm not here to say I'm a smelly bird
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to doodoo
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to pee
I'm not giving up (HUMONGOUS)
I'm here to get hit by a bus in a red m&m shirt
To get hit by a bus in a red m&m shirt is my goal

The baffled actor composing HUMONGOUS
HUMONGOUS


I ALMOST PEED MYSELF LAUGHING LAST NIGHT WHEN I MADE THIS SKNDFB

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