Part 1 Easy Life With Neptune (also why max payne here?)

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In Planeptune Time..

a Really Easy.. But Hard Then I Know.. Its Was Here.. Wait.. Am I Do Max Payne Thing Again?! *sigh*

Me: Hey Neptune You Know What? I Was Really Liking You And I Feel Myself Seen You With Your Cute Faces

Neptune: Oh.. Am I Really That Cute? Aw.. Don't Be Like That

Me: Well ofc You And Sexy Big You Is

Neptune: Wait Are You Talking About Both of Me

Me: Who?

Neptune: Me And Bigger Me

Me: And I Want Hug Both of You

Big Neptune Walk in The Scene

Big Neptune: What Sup Little Cute Me!

Neptune: yup.. Bigger Me Is Pretty Hot..

Big Neptune: What?

Neptune: Nothing..

Me: Well Hello There Sexy And Uzume And Kurome

Uzume: Whatsup

Kurome: ...

Me: I'm Feeling That.. of Umm.. You Two Just Like Twin Sister

Uzume: Really?

Kurome: What!?

Uzume: Kurome!~ We Are Sister Now yay!

Kurome: Hey Get off of Me!

Neptune: And There They Goes..

I Hug Both of Them

Neptune: Nepu?!

Big Neptune: Huh?

Me: well.. can you sleep with me?.. please..

Little Neptune And Big Neptune Is Blushing Now

Neptune Thought: Wh- Why I'm Blushing?..

Big Neptune Thought: Wh- Why I Have Heart Attack?..

??? Thought: And This Two Pretty Girl Are Blushing idk How..

Me: Max Is You?

Max: me?

Me: Yes You Max Payne

Max Payne: ....

Me: ok Where Was.. I.. oh~ lets go on the bed now shall we?.. little neptune. sexy neptune..

Little Nep And Big Nep: Ye- Yes..

And Another Me Come

Me: Oh Hi Me

Me: Oh Hi Me What You Doing Here?

Neptune: Nep What!?

Big Neptune: Double A.Blue!?

Me: Oh Hi Sexy

Neptune: Wait! What Going on Here?!

Me: Uhh.. You See.. The Thing Is.. Why We Change This Part Its Call Easy Life With Neptune

Me: And That's Why I Bring a Button to Start All Over

Me: Ok Then Me Press It

Me: Ok!

Other Me Press The Button to Start All Over

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In Planeptune

Me: Man Its Good Thing I'm Hangout With You Neptune

Neptune: Aw No Worry We Bud Now Are We

Me: ya Best Bud 4 Life

I Turn My Head to Neptune

Me: Hey Neptune

Neptune: yes?

I Grab Her Hood And Pull to My Face And I Kiss Her on Her Lips

Neptune: !!!

And I Let Go

Me: Hmm?.. What Was I'm Doing?

Neptune Thought: Wh- Wh- Why.. H- He.. Ki- Kiss Me!?

Me: Hmm..

I Turn Around My Head to Nep And I Was Slime

Me: Nah! Its Nothing! :D

Neptune Got Heart Attack

Neptune: O//o//O

Me: Come on Neptune You Want Me Leave You Behind? Come on! :D

Neptune: O- Ok!


(idk why this is references from some anime I guess the scene it call monja?)

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Ok I Guess This Better Ver I Guess.. So. ya

See you guys in next story see ya!

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The Scene of Drunk Nepgear And Uni ft noire


Nepgear: Uni Do You Remember one Time?

Uni: no..

Nepgear: I Mean Like.. Sh*t i'm drunk

Uni: -_-

Nepgear: And I Feel Like.. I Love You Noire

Uni: -_-

Nepgear Hug Noire

Noire: Wha- The. Nepgear You Drink too Much Wine!

Nepgear: And That's You Love Me Baby!

Uni: god damn it..

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