15 - If MCD Had Facebook

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Lord_of_PhoenixDrop updated her Facebook status: I've returned from the Irene dimension!

~Comments~

GarrothTheGaurd: yeah, and you left me!

FC: only because you told her to!

GarrothTheGaurd: same difference!

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop: you still love me though right?

GarrothTheGaurd: ... yes

O'Kasis_HighPriest updated his Facebook Status: Guess what b******! I'm back!

~Comments~

FC: Still dead!

LordMalachi: was dead!

ShadowKnight_Vylad: kinda dead!

CookieGrandma: murdered dead!

KenmurDaScientist: recently dead!

ShadowKnight_Laurance: in a hole!

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop updated her Facebook status: hey Garroth, Laurance, I'm sorry and I know I said I'd wait for you, but I went into the woods with a man I barely know and now I'm preggers with his kid!

~Comments~

GarrothTheGaurd: you son of a b****!

ShadowKnight_Laurance: I guess if you love him...

MagicGamer04: f*** MCD Aarmau!

WackyWolf2003: Magic! Language!

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop: ?????

WackyWolf2003: new status update thingy! Poof! *purple sparkles fly everywhere*

FC updated his Facebook status: I've officially decided I am going to sacrifice myself to save Garroth

~Comments~

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop: nuuuuuu! But what about our children!

GarrothTheGaurd: Don't worry! He left behind his scarf for to remember him by

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop: that's not good enough!

GarrothTheGaurd: you know what, f*** you, ya whore!

FC: don't make me come back and haunt you

ShadowKnight_Laurance: You've already done that!

FC: LAURANCE! way to ruin the surprise

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop updated her Facebook status: I miss Thorgi

~Comments~

GarrothTheGaurd: me too

ShadowKnight_Laurance: I think we can all agree he was the best part of the series

Lord_of_PhoenixDrop: yeah

GarrothTheGaurd: yeah

WackyWolf2003: goddamn forth wall-

WackyWolf2003 updated her Facebook Status: hello my lovelies! Hope you enjoyed this chapter of if mystreet had Facebook! It's been a really long time...sorry about that... I'll try to update it more, I promise! Anyway, Wacky AWAY! *flies out magics winfow*

~Comments~

MagicGamer04: about goddamn time

WackyWolf2003: stfu!

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⏰ Last updated: May 30, 2020 ⏰

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